Dear 2013 - Mix-Up

Dear 2013,

I do not appreciate the mix-up this morning.  Instead of sleeping an extra hour (hour and half if you consider how many times I would have hit snooze) this morning I was up and at work for what I thought was an early morning webinar.  Why am I complaining to you/about you you wonder?  Simple.  I have been in the workforce participating in webinars since 2004 and have never confused a 1pm webinar for a 7am one.  That is, until you came along.

Resentfully,

Your caffeine dependent almost foe

Dear 2013 - Yikes!

Dear 2013,

I appreciate that you're here and bring with you a clean slate but could you possibly stop having my face look like a twelve year old boys' basketball team? 

And in case you're wondering I prefer snow days, puppies, money (and the list goes on) to pimples.

Sincerely,

Your pizza faced non-friend